The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever
– DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should
immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should
immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already
been infected
been infected
and WORK is, sadly,
controlling your life. Get help immediately.
I thought this was funny and it does somewhat apply to me right now.
Just picture all those
papers in the picture above as pieces of moda fabric.
Okay, I know, I know who my readers are. None of you feel sorry for me. I get it! I will stop whining.
I should probably spend some time re- writing the virus warning with acronyms like FUN, QUILT, SEW, MODA, STITCH etc. How would you re-write the virus warning?
I like it.
Gillian.
too funny!! i think this household has already been infected…will have to try a double dose of those remedies you mentioned 🙂 Thank you Dr. Alexander. Hope your pile is getting smaller by the day.
Any problems with extra Moda Fabric can easily be remedied by sending them this way!
I like it as is, too! very creative and almost too true to be funny!
You began by scaring the bejeezers out of me. I live in Atlanta within miles of the Center for Disease Control. hahaha.
I have work on the brain and no sleep. Market prep. sheesh.
Pat
Too funny! Have to work on those quilty words! Reminds me of Undercover Boss last night and the "AFR" emergency in the resort pool – "Accidental Fecal Release" – someone pooed in the pool! LOL! See it could be worse – you could be dealing with an AFR!
I think it's hilarious!
Of course, that might be due to a condition brought on by sleep deprivation and lint. 🙂
CDC mmmm first initial thought was oh NO>>.not you too lol… I hear it is spreading..and the only remedy is to rid your stash since it could very well be breading the virus…since our home is sew virus free, it certainly can be sent here…I am immune…lol. blessings..to a great post..
msamm
LOL! I have to show this to my husband. He is trying to work less hours… But I shouldn't lecture; I'm in the same boat. I've been working on a big project for the last month, and haven't had much time to sew. I'm almost done! Warm up the iron and turn on the sewing machine, darlin' cuz I'm gonna make up for lost time.
Ooh! I have an acronym:
F fun
A and
B breaking
R rules
I is
C cathartic
S sewing
T tools
I in
T the
C creative
H hand
I feel much better now. Thanks for providing the outlet.
Q quickly
U unify
I individual
L little
T threads
Couldn't keep myself from thinking about your word challenge…