In last Friday’s post I told you how old I am so I am not keeping any secrets. I am not going to ask your age because that is not how I roll. You’d probably fib anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is delightfully tasty especially if you are a chocolate lover like I am.
DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s bewildering and amazing.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1762 ..
If you haven’t, add 1761..
6… Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2012) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SHARE THIS POST WITH YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
Then enjoy as much Chocolate as you want.
Feel free to leave a comment with either your age or how many pieces of chocolate you get to consume.
No one will judge or try and figure which number is which. Trust Me.