Tag: Friday Funny

It’s Friday

Aren’t you glad that is not 
Black Friday
Cyber Monday? 
It is just good ol’ Friday. 
The team at Moda just finished the 
Holiday 2014 catalog 
and it is off to print 
so I am celebrating with my all-time 
favorite holiday song.
Hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

Friday Funny- 4th marriage

Are You Ready For This!!!

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.
“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.
“Interesting,” the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20’s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, and a preacher when in her 60’s, and now – in her 80’s – a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(wait for it)
She smiled and explained, “I married ~

one for the money,

two for the show,

three to get ready,

and four to go.”

(Sorry I couldnt resist!.)

Happy Friday!!