Friday Funny

One of the titles for a future blog post WAS going to be  acroynms for quilting and texting.
Then my friend Gene sent me this and thought it was perfect for my Friday Funny.

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
ATD:
At The Doctor’s
BFF:
Best Friend Farted
BTW:
 Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT:
 Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM:
Covered By Medicare
CUATSC:
See You At The Senior Center
DWI:
Driving While Incontinent
FWB:
Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW:
 Forgot Where I Was
FYI:
Found Your Insulin
GGPBL:
Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA:
Got Heartburn Again
HGBM:
Had Good BM
IMHO:
 Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO:
Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL:
Living On Lipitor
LWO:
 Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR:
On My Massage Recliner
OMSG:
Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
SGGP:
Sorry, Gotta Go P
TTYL:
 Talk To You Louder
WAITT:
Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA:
Wet The Furniture Again
WTP:
Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO:
Walker Wheels Need Oil
These are great no matter how you old.  Afterall don’t we all have those senior moments?
I hope you never are-
ROFL…. CGU:
Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up

Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing, so we can keep the list updated.
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

12 comments

  4. Aunt Mags Quilts says:

    Very funny! Was reading that the way to NOT get a job is to fart during the interview. Obviously the question was directed at young people, cause sometimes us old folks just can't control them farts…. So, my FAVORITE is: OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

    😉

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