my black, blue and white fabrics.
Quilt Roll 2- Bruises
my black, blue and white fabrics.
If you are not over 40 some of this may seem harsh and possibly very odd you. Forward it to your mother, she will completely understand. I am over 40 and if I did forward it to my mother she would call and ask how to make the RAT work.
“mom, it is a mouse, don’t call it a rat.”
This came in to me as one of those group e-mails that has been around a hundred times but it still is so relevant. Not sure who wrote it, but kuddos to you.
Hilarious!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill… Barefoot… BOTH ways…yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve got it!
But now that I’m over the ripe old age of forty, I can’t help but look around and notice the youth of today. You’ve got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don’t know how good you’ve got it!
1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter – with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
3) Child Protective Services didn’t care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our $%#^#! Nowhere was safe!
4) There were no MP3’s or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!
5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We’d play our favorite tape and “eject” it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that’s how we rolled, Baby! Dig?
6) We didn’t have fancy stuff like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that’s it!
7) There weren’t any freaking’ cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn’t make a call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your “friends”. OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror… not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there’s TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.
8) And we didn’t have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, the collection agent… you just didn’t know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
9) We didn’t have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like ‘Space Invaders’ and ‘Asteroids’. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off the couch and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what’s the world coming to?!?!
11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I’m saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons.
12) And we didn’t have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play… all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside… you were doing chores!
And car seats – oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the “safety arm” across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling “shot gun” in the first place!
See! That’s exactly what I’m talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You’re spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn’t have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!
Let’s all get up on the bathroom counter and say our daily affirmations!
Have a great weekend.
-modalissa
I keep the charm packs all nicely lined up with the pattern neatly inserted through the charm packs band. The stack in the background are charm packs that have not yet been assigned to a pattern. I do have a few patterns that I missed out on getting the featured charm packs. those are the patterns in the back corner of the picture below.
Here is where I need your help. I am good under a deadline but not so good making up mind when I have too many choices. Vote on which collection I should use, Blueberry Crumb Cake by Blackbird Designs, Collections for a Cause- Friendship by Howard Marcus or Etchings by 3 sisters. Let me know your choice. Democrats, Liberals, Tea Party’s and Republicans can all vote with no fear of crossing party lines!
I spend many hours watching the home improvement channels as I am sewing away. One of the channels is having an April Tool’s day and it got me to thinking.
Has your significant other ever borrowed your gingher scissors? Has your son ever used your rotary cutter to trim wallpaper? Well mine have.
How about an April Tool’s day for sewing and quilting?
I asked a few people what was their favorite “tool” that they couldn’t
do without. Lots of good information. tips and products here from bloggers from all over the globe. Machine quilters have shared some of their “must- haves.” Some of the actual inventors of the item have shared their product with us also. How cool is that?
So this April Foll’s day, instead of playing a practical joke on your hubby, sit down and enjoy April Tool’s day.
Feel free to leave a comment and let us all know what your tool of the trade is.
( then trick the hubby!)
Kathy Brown
Lisa Bonegan
Mine would be instant antique.
I love it because I am able to use fabrics from different lines and then I am able to apply the spray and it brings all the fabric down to the same mellow tone that I love. Stock # Instant Antique 8oz
http://www.lisabongean.wordpress.com/
Amy Ellis
My favorite tool:
While I love my rotary cutter and mat, when I’m trying to get the most stubborn seams to match, I love Clover’s super fine patchwork pins. They don’t shift the fabric, as they glide through it, and come out quickly too. They are perfect when needed!
Patchwork Pins Glass Head Clover 232
http://amyscreativeside.com/
Laurie Simpson
I’ll say the Big Board ironing board. I never knew how much I used mine and loved it until I went to a workshop that had regular ironing boards with soft, squishy tops. I use mine for all my pressing, and the added surface area comes in handy laying out piecing.
http://minickandsimpson.blogspot.com/
Sarah Stephenson
NEW Sewline Trio… Stk # 7032
A pencil with three leds, white, pink and black.
http://wannasewitall.blogspot.com/
Sherri Hisey
(QR-4S) Olfa 4.5 in x 4.5 in Non-Slip, Frosted Advantage Acrylic Ruler
I love this smaller one for cutting up the leftover fabric pieces into squares for my current scrap project while I am making other quilts. I now have the other Olfa Frosted ruler sizes but find myself picking this one up the most.
It is easy to see thru no matter what colour the fabric is, doesn’t slip and with its small size I just keep it to the side, grab it and quickly cut the smaller pieces or square up as needed. Quick & handy – no fuss, no muss. Love it!
http://www.bordercreekstation.com/
~Ellie Roberts
My favorite tool is the Gypsy Gripper. I could not live without it when doing rotary cutting.
http://www.craftsewcreate.com/
Tacha Bruecher
4 1/2″ square ruler with diagonal marked
The 4 1/2″ ruler is fantastic for trimming up half square triangles and flying geese.
and
Lynne Goldsworthy
Kathreen Ricketson
Tool: Medium arm quilting machine: “hobby quilter” by Nolting
I bought this quilting machine second hand – not fancy at all – no computerised patterns or anything, just plain and solid and sturdy and reliable. I love it because it saves me heaps of money and time in quilting my own quilts – I don’t have to pay someone else to do them and I don’t need to quilt on my domestic machine any more. It is fun to use too – I quilt all my quilts free-hand and I love the freedom
and creativity this allows me.
http://www.whipup.net/
Aneela Hoey
Mine would be this little seam guide tool which attaches onto my sewing presser foot. This is one of my most used pieces of equipment. It was one of the accessories that came with my machine
– a pfaff quilt expression 4.0
http://comfortstitching.typepad.co.uk/
Gerri Robinson
Hands down, my all time, can’t live without tool is the 6-1/2″ Easy Angle
by Sharon Hultgren for EZ Quilting; #8823759.
The Easy Angle allows me to cut half square triangles in the “strip”
method format. Additionally, once I got comfortable and confident in the
tool and my rotary cutting skills, I now cut up to 4 sets at one time (8
layers of fabric); that’s alot of half square triangles with a quick swipe
of the rotary blade. The ease of the Easy Angle takes you quickly from the
cutting mat to the sewing machine for quick and easy chain piecing. Half
square triangles should not be feared but rather embraced for their
versatility in a quilt’s design.
Stop by for a quick visit at http://www.plantedseeddesigns.com/
and see how I’ve
incorporated the half square triangle into most, if not all, of my quilt
designs.
Edie McGinnis
My favorite quilting tool is “Jack”, my seam ripper. Don’t quite know what I would do without Jack by my side. He always keeps me on the straight and narrow and, when I do wander off,
he makes it easy to get back on track.
http://www.pickledish.com/.
Do you name your notions? Love it. Just thinking, Oscar the rotary cutter…
Julie Stewart
I love scissors. The ones I find myself reaching for are my Omnigrid 4″ Needlecraft Scissors. Sharp, right to the tip. Cute. Easy color to find!
http://keepsakecottagefabrics.blogspot.com/
Amy Smart
I think my first favorite quilting accessory is my donut-pillow I got from the medical supply shop
when I was recovering from childbirth. I sit on it for all my sewing and it’s so comfortable! But I don’t think that’s what you had in mind. 🙂
I think my new favorite sewing tools are all the cool rulers out these days. My two favorite are the
Flying Geese x 4 No Math ruler
and Deb Tucker’s Square2 ruler.
I love that both have the measurements and fabric requirements for multiple size blocks printed right on the ruler. No more doing math or hunting for where I’ve written that information down somewhere else.
http://www.diaryofaquilter.com/
Lauren and Jessi Jung
We happen to love all types of Pellon Fusible Interfacing. It’s been great for machine applique projects and it adds a nice level of structure to the bag patterns we’ve been experimenting with.
http://laurenandjessijung.com/
Jocelyn Ueng
I’ve just begun to quilt, but oh-so-quickly I’ve realized my least favorite part is binding. Since we are cable-less for TV, as I painstakingly bound my quilt, I watched infomercials (ugh), only to finish with an “ehhh, it’s alright” binding. I would show you a picture, but it’s a little embarrassing. Which is why I’m learning to use the Binding Tool so I end up with perfect binding. The Binding Tool helps you finish your binding with a consistent, invisible seam, no guessing involved. If I have to watch endless, boring TV to bind my quilt, it might as well look as good as Alyssa Milano’s hair in those Wen hair care infomercials!
The Binding Tool
Stock No: TQMBT
http://www.fatquartershop.com/
Kellie Jackson
I have so many “favorite” notions it is tough to pick just one.
Hmmmm…I really like the Quick Points Rulers by Janet Platt.
http://ihaveanotion.blogspot.com/
Judi Madsen
Collins Vanishing Fabric Marker C28
So, why is this my favorite? Well, I love, love my purple vanishing
marker because my quilting depends on it. I have quite the marker stash
for myself. There isn’t a quilt yet that I have worked on that I didn’t
need my purple vanishing marker. The reason I love it so much is because
it does disappear eventually, but I can spritz my marked quilting designs
with a spray bottle of water and it comes right out. I like the vanishing
purple marker better than the blue water soluble marker because I haven’t
had any trouble with the purple marker reappearing after I have spritzed
it with water.
It’s such a simple tool, but I use it so much and have found that it
really works well for me. That’s why it’s my favorite!
http://greenfairyquilts.com/
Jan Patek
Pat Sloan
Cutting Edge Ruler 9.5 x 9.5
Sullivans 38180
why – I designed all the grid work on the Sullivan’s Cutting Edge Rulers. Besides the awesome right edge that sharpens your blade with every cut, I love the grid work I designed for the squares. Three colors, large numbers, and a ‘tuck in line’ for squaring up blocks! I have some videos on the rulers at youtube.. you can see them at my youtube channel!
Who doesn’t love a pen that lets you iron it out after you’ve completed your project! I use them all the time for tracing my embroidery designs. The black and the red are my favorite colors.
-modalissa
I will be sending Kathie- Make it Sew Modern by Vanessa Christenson
Kathie said…
my guess is 88
Kathie
I will be sending Quiltjane Sunday Morning Quilts by Amanda jean Nyberg and Cheryl Arksion.
Quiltjane said…
87 is my wild guess
March 23, 2012 7:48 PM
and of course there was a tie so I have a surprise
I will be sending Alison a brand new book by Kathy Schmitz
Alison said…
my guess 87
March 24, 2012 9:49 PM
I will let you know when I clean the other rooms and show you those stacks as well. I hope to share the stories behind many of the quilts I have made in the past. It is amazing how styles and colors change.
Have a great weekend.
I am getting quite nervous but also super pumped. Angela Yosten and myself have been asked to be a guest on American Patchwork and Quilting’s radio show on Monday afternoon. We will be on the fourth segment of the show. Listen in on the 19th.
You can listen on the computer, subscribe by itunes (search American Patchwork and Quilting), or download to a player.
Angela had storms and power outages in her area so she was not able to join us.
I turned the table on Pat a little and asked her about her new line of fabrics with moda debuting at Spring Quilt Market. The show is available to listen to now. http://www.allpeoplequilt.com/radio/index.html